March 26, 2022
Employees demand Work-From-Road permission
Just as the Work-From-Home saga is dying down, Chapasthan employees have come up with a new demand – Work-From-Road.
March 12, 2022
Per capita income fails to buy 1-litre soybean oil bottle
“How many bottles of soybean oil could Elon Musk buy with all of his money?” a man wondered after failing to buy one litre soybean oil with his limited money despite having been blessed with a...
February 12, 2022
Schools to be shifted to shopping malls to avoid closures
The country has broken records for keeping schools, colleges and universities closed for the longest time after local scientists discovered that Covid thrives and is transmitted only in educational...
January 29, 2022
Country in shock after finishing 2nd on corruption list despite 1st-class performance
The country is in sheer despair after becoming the second most corrupt country in South Asia. The year-long endeavours and performances were rendered futile in just a matter of seconds as soon as...
January 22, 2022
Silence is SUSTainable education: VC
“If silence can be the sign of consent, why shouldn’t it be the sign of sustainable education?” the spokesperson of VC, a group of meritorious students popularly known as Valo Chatra, asked during...
January 15, 2022
Food bloggers outnumber diners at city restaurants: Study
A revolutionary new study has revealed that there are more food bloggers and vloggers than actual customers in a majority of the capital’s restaurants.
January 1, 2022
Man who planned to be millionaire in 2021 borrows money for date in 2022
Bapparaj, a Chapasthani man who was supposed to be a multi-millionaire by 2021, ended the year by borrowing money from his friends to go on a date in 2022.
December 25, 2021
Behind every successful women’s team, there are men
Behind every successful women’s team, there is a team of even more successful men.
December 18, 2021
Fare solution for air pollution?
Dhoka, the highly developed city of Chapasthan, has yet again been ranked second in the list of most polluted cities of the world.
December 4, 2021
Country to export rich people to poorer nations
Why Chapasthan is still considered to be an underdeveloped country, despite being the largest producer of rich people, is a question that the nation’s economists are wracking their brains over at...